The only time this movie would have been worth watching would have been in the first year humans existed, at a time when they used clubs to get their first date and fire was considered a source of visual stimulation. If this movie had been watched by our ancestors, I think they would have clubbed the director and used their fire to cast this film back to the lame depths it came from. I feel bad writing harsh reviews but I paid for this rental, and could have used the money on a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy’s… a double disappointment.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Movie Review: Year One
posted by Booze Fighter
The only time this movie would have been worth watching would have been in the first year humans existed, at a time when they used clubs to get their first date and fire was considered a source of visual stimulation. If this movie had been watched by our ancestors, I think they would have clubbed the director and used their fire to cast this film back to the lame depths it came from. I feel bad writing harsh reviews but I paid for this rental, and could have used the money on a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy’s… a double disappointment.
The only time this movie would have been worth watching would have been in the first year humans existed, at a time when they used clubs to get their first date and fire was considered a source of visual stimulation. If this movie had been watched by our ancestors, I think they would have clubbed the director and used their fire to cast this film back to the lame depths it came from. I feel bad writing harsh reviews but I paid for this rental, and could have used the money on a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy’s… a double disappointment.
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